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Jesus Look-Alike Needed for Wholly Inappropriate Christmas Card Photoshoot

I need someone who looks like the Christian Messiah to pose in costume while holding a bottle of Viagra for a photo that will be featured on the cover of my Christmas card this year. That's pretty much the gist of it.
The perfect applicant has:
-Long, brown hair.
-A beard.
-A lack of Christian morals.
-A nice smile and a face you could trust.

"What's in it for me?" all you would-be-Jesuses out there are asking yourself.
Why, ONLY $100!

That's right! $100 for a one-hour photoshoot! Isn't that fucking sweet?! No need to provide your own robe and thorny crown, just your hippie-long hair and come-hither-Mary-Magdalene good looks! No nudity. Studio setting.

Oh, did I forget to mention I'm not a kook?
Here, check out my website: www.sponbergphotography.com.
Also, the story the AJC did about my Christmas cards last year: http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/atl...rt_supply.html

Please send a recent photo of yourself and a few short words on why you feel you should be chosen to be Jesus.

Hate mail is expected and will be answered.

View the full version of this Atlanta Craigslist casting here...